Why is Bernardo so excited about having three Ds? Well, you see, at first the poor kitty only had two. And let me tell you, I take full responsibility. Just look out below if you don’t believe me. During the terrible time of only two, he felt simple and ever so plane.
One day he was cruising around the deep sea aboard his tugboat, The Ketchup and Mustard, and heard something yelping in the distance. He immediately motored over to see who was making all the commotion.
As he got closer he realized it was a large and very unhappy narwhal (the unicorn of the sea). Bernardo noticed that the crying whale had something stuck around its massive tusk. He grabbed his remote-controlled robotic claw and carefully removed the item.
The narwhal said: “Ahh! Thank you so much! I felt so unhappy with it on. In fact, I don’t know how it got there in the first place.” Bernardo asked if he wanted to keep the mysterious object and the narwhal said: “Thanks, but no thanks. That thing gave me trouble.”
As Bernardo was waving goodbye (with his tail, of course) he realized what the problem causing item was, a . . . letter . . . D! “Aha, what luck!” he thought. He hit the almighty three, his third D.
By helping someone in need he was able to find something special to him. Ever since then, his view has dramatically changed. In all directions…
And that’s the story of how Bernardo received his third D. I wonder if he’ll ever get a fourth . . .